Man United are ruining my life

So much hope. So much expectation. So much glory beckoning. So much trash talk down the pub......and then Whammo! Half a week in to the season United are 4 points behind Chelsea already. I can't take it. Is it just going to be a repeat of the 2005/06 season? Chasing Chelsea ALL season. Come on Liverpool, do a job for us tomorrow, keep the rest of us sane, please beat Chelsea! Please!